Check back often - my children are always doing something weird.
THINGS MY KIDS SAY:
Iris: "Drama queens don't fight!"
Hercules: *after we gave each other a noisy kiss* "Mom, we just did a kiss-fart."
Hercules: "I like hot muffins."
THINGS I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SAY TO MY KIDS:
"Gravity works! You don't have to test it!"
Athena: "Is this paper or a napkin?" (homemade paper that she thought was a used napkin)
"You two stop eating the wall!!!"
"Why is your pillowcase stuffed with paper?"
"Why are you eating naked on the couch?"
"Hercules, go put your underwear on!"
"Stop biting everyone's clothes!" (Texasblu to Hercules)
"Why are you smuggling out an egg in your shirt pocket?" (It was uncooked...)
"Do I look like a couch?" Hercules answers, "Yeeeeah!"
"Hercules! Why are you licking my hair?!" (Athena)
"Apollo, get out of the laundry chute!"
"Why are there cookies in my ear?"
"Hercules! We don't DRINK SYRUP out of the bottle!!!" (Texasblu)
"Hercules! Don't put your foot in your Cheerios!" (Texasblu)
"Apollo, why are you putting apples in your pockets?"
"Who's throwing their dinner out the front door?"
"Apollo, why are you putting your pancake under the couch?"
"Hercules, don't sit on your pizza!"
